HOLTOW
DIGITALLY INSURED, VIRTUALLY SECURED.
You never know what life may throw at you. Aliens, the sudden collapse of the Sun, the loss of your favorite virtual pet, and unsavory afterlife, and so much more.
But don’t fret! Thank to HOLTOW CEO, Quemby Rutile, virtually any virtual asset can be insured against damage or loss. With the exception of stolen Cashouts, of course.
In uncertain times, be certain with HOLTOW.
SIGN WITH HOLTOW AND INSURE YOUR VICTORY!
Fine Print
By agreeing to be sponsored by HOLTOW, you promise to never publicly question the effectiveness of HOLTOW’s Sun Insurance policy.
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THE BRIGHT SIDE
Proof that HOLTOW will insure literally anything.
TRENTILA
SLIGHTLY UNSTABLE. SHOCKINGLY GOOD.
From empty fields to packed Arenas, TRENTILA turns growth into spectacle! “We don’t just grow crops, we grow champions,” says CEO Ana Del Mar.
Enter the garden to upgrade. Nurturing raw talent and letting it bloom under the spotlight is something they’ve gotten down to a science!
SIGN WITH TRANTILLA AND CULTIVATE YOUR TRIUMPH!
Fine Print
By signing with TRENTILA, you acknowledge that stability is boring and any genetic mutations that result from this partnership are to be publicly referred to as upgrades.
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SIGNED BY TRENTILA
“At TRENTILA, we don’t just grow crops. We grow champions.” - Ana Del Mar.
ROOTED LOYALTY
From landfill soil to sky, TRENTILA’s hand guides all.