During the same update that Super Cashball came out, we also got new preshow dialogue while selecting your loadout before a round. The dialogue doesn’t appear too frequently and it contains no in-game subtitles.
Lore Dialogue
There are a few lines that seem to implicate some potential lore. It is unknown if all of the lines below are really related to lore or not.
Scotty’s Teammate
SCOTTY: Sometimes I miss my old teammate Razor. What a guy!
JUNE: What ever happened to him?
SCOTTY: Last I heard, coaching in Osaka!
Scotty’s Comeback
JUNE: Do you ever think about a comeback?
SCOTTY: And deny the fans of my brilliant voice? Ha! I could never be that selfish!
Scotty’s Throat
Recording: THE FINALS - Lore Channel
SCOTTY:
[coughing and clearing throat]JUNE:
[humming]SCOTTY: Alright! Let’s do this!
Why Pro Juice?
SCOTTY: Hey! Why do they call it Pro Juice? Like, I mean, what’s the amateur version?
JUNE: Water Scotty! They used to call it water!
Sponsor Radiation
JUNE:
[cuts in]the helmet, huh, said it blocks sponsor radiation!SCOTTY: Ha ha! I want my brain to get branded! Anyway, it’s show time!
Holtow Asteroid Insurance
Recording: THE FINALS - Lore Channel
SCOTTY: Ahh.. Have you heard that Holtow is offering Asteroid Insurance again?
JUNE: Huh! Classic upsell! You trip once and suddenly you’re underneath your watch!
Commentator of the Year
Recording: THE FINALS - Lore Channel
SCOTTY: So, miss Commentator of the Year! Mind telling us what that title pays?
JUNE: That’s a bit personal, don’t you think?
SCOTTY: That trophy’s mine next year!
Fun Dialogue
Most of the preshow dialogue is supposed to be funny rather than be about the lore.
You Screamed Technical Foul?
Recording: THE FINALS - Lore Channel
JUNE: You screamed “technical foul”?
SCOTTY: It was a distraction play! Worked like a charm!
JUNE: You were eliminated thirty seconds in!
SCOTTY: Exactly! Charm!
Cashout for Me!
Recording: THE FINALS - Lore Channel
JUNE: Cashout for me! Cashout for you!
SCOTTY: June!
JUNE: Yeah?
SCOTTY: It’s time.
OSPUZE for Lunch!
SCOTTY: Ma-me-me… I’m a real boy, I’m a grown up, I’m working nine to five! YEAH! OSPUZE FOR LUNCH!
[OSPUZE cracks open]SCOTTY:
[clears throat]Alright.
Catering Bot
JUNE: Production replaced the catering bot. This one’s passive aggressive!
SCOTTY: Yeah! It told me: “Enjoy, if you think you deserve it!”
JUNE: Eh heh!
Most Eliminations in a Match
JUNE: You still hold the record for most eliminations in a match!
SCOTTY: Oh, ha! Stop it!
JUNE: I meant getting eliminated.
SCOTTY: Oh.
I’m So Great!
SCOTTY: I’m so awesome! I’m so great! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
JUNE: Scotty!
SCOTTY: Oh!
[clears throat]Alright, alright!
Stop Practicing Puns
Recording: THE FINALS - Lore Channel
JUNE: Big Splash splashes. The Steamrollers flattening competition.
SCOTTY: Stop practicing puns. We’re soon on.
JUNE: Hey! These jokes don’t write themselves you know!
SCOTTY: Hm! Here we go!
Lock-in Scotty!
JUNE: Come on Scotty! Lock-in!
SCOTTY: Umm… Let’s do this!
SCOTTY:
[clears throat]Okay! Okay!
Scotty’s Fridge
Recording: THE FINALS - Lore Channel
SCOTTY: I swear my fridge judged me last night!
JUNE: It knows things Scotty. Cold things.
SCOTTY: No, no it doesn’t.
Scotty’s Humming
SCOTTY:
[humming]JUNE: Scotty, stop!
SCOTTY: Oh! Sorry!
[clears throat]Okay!
I’m a Little Teapot
JUNE: I’m a little teapot, here’s my stout!
SCOTTY: June!
JUNE: Um, yes?
SCOTTY: We’re soon on! Get ready!